Jesus Babbling Christ! Another year got away and I haven’t gotten around to making any resolutions. Its about damn time we all get with the program and made some resolutions that we can keep. Here is my list of recommendations for 2008. (I plan to make good on all of them.)
- Get drunk more regularly.
- Eat more pizza.
- Gain 17 pounds. (Natural follow on for the last two, eh?)
- Drive faster.
- Swear a lot fucking more than I do now.
- Lose more money betting on sports
See what I mean? Any pansy can spout platitudes and make empty promises about cleaning up the old lifestyle but it takes real courage and conviction to make resolutions you know you have a real shot at keeping.
Happy Fucking New Year! Now its back to the tequila and brown acid.