I never thought these words would cross my mind but here goes: I miss the authenticity of Ronald Reagan. Not only is the former Cheerleader NOT a cowboy, he is afraid of horses. Let us also recall that the Cheerleader is All Hat and Five Cows. Literally. In other words, when he travels to Crawford on the taxpayers dime, he is going to his not yet subdivided lot. A ranches primary function is to raise livestock for sale on the open market. But Bush got NO horses. None. Hence, Bush ain’t got no stinkin’ ranch. Besides–how do you run a ranch without at least a few horses? Well if you have five cows I guess you don’t need horses. That just ain’t right.
Sadly, he IS the President.