Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader Redux

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive.” Osama , tired of being ignored, sent a personal, handwritten letter to the Current Occupant. A little something to let the Current Occupant know he was still in the game. The Current Occupant opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded text:


The Current Occupant, being a C student, was baffled. He tasked the State Department to interpret its possible meaning. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. Busy investigating bogus “voter fraud” cases for Karl Rove, the FBI so it went to the CIA. Alas, having disbanded the Osama group several years ago, it was then forwarded to the NSA. Of course the NSA was busy monitoring the phone calls of 300 million Americans so it finally landed on the desk of noted comedian Jeff Foxworthy, turned to the research staff of his popular show Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? Within minutes Foxworthy called the White House with this reply “Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

About The Ancient Randonneur

A randonneur and epicure without a sinecure.
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